"A bong is a water pipe that is used to smoke marijuana."

Nearly five years have passed since an Alaskan high school student unfurled a banner reading "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" at a school event, setting things in motion for a free speech hearing before the Highest Court in the Land a week ago. Frank's favorite scumbag lawyer with a severe inferiority complex, Kenneth Starr, rears his ugly head again as prosecutor on a witch hunt.

It ain't Whitewater or the Oral Office, but under dispute is whether Joseph Frederick had his constitutional rights violated when his principle tore down the banner and suspended him for 10 days. The Supreme Court Justices view any ruling they make as setting a Damned-if-You-Do/Damned-if-You-Don't precedent, either encouraging students to go nuts testing that free speech limit or allowing administrators to significantly stifle the voice of the youth.

Get yourself up to date on the nitty gritty of the case, and sit tight as a verdict hangs in the balance. Your words are at stake!